crackflappery 

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

crackflappery by Packer Pete September 11, 2022

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

crackslappery 

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh

Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw

crackslappery by Average breadstick November 18, 2021