crackaloupe 

A person who is beyond any fucked up drugie without being a drugie! Their main food of choice is typically crackolios! They quite often gather in groups with like minded people and are known as crackaloupians. They do have an anonymous group refered as CrAcK-Aholics they discuss their addiction and desire for the plumbers cracks proudly displayed by fat hairy ugly men with a hint of fumunda chz.

That Tammy,,, when she dosen't see the WeedMan she acts like such a crackaloupe! She finds herself rejected by the crackaloupians.

crackaloupe by crackaloupian December 28, 2007

crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

Cactaloupe 

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

Cactaloupe by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011