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crackamole`

crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket skank or crackwhore as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.
Eric: "omg Bruce! did you see that green shit on that cum dumpster!"

Bruce: "yeah man! it was fucking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that shit was so chunky!"

Eric: "gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip
crackamole` by salvadere September 23, 2007
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crackamole 

the stuff that's left when you don't wipe well enough
My butt itches. There must be some crackamole.
crackamole by Lucy Klein September 22, 2007

crackamole 

the stuff that's left when you have not wiped yourself well enough
My butt itches. I think I left some crackamole.
crackamole by Lucy Klein September 10, 2007

crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.
There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.
crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

cockamole 

A sexual euphamism refering to either male ejaculate, or jizz, or the penis itself.
Would you like a side of cockamole with your pink taco?
cockamole by Bearclaw May 4, 2005

crackhole 

Any neighborhood, community, street, block or complex of housing that has a large number of crackhouses, crackheads, meth heads or drug dealers combined with a high crime rate.
K. looked at the dismal gray sky through the shattered window in his kitchen where someone had tried to break in, remembering the five year old who knocked on his door mistakenly looking for drugs, and muttered "this place is a crackhole".
crackhole by George Forward December 28, 2005

cockamole 

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.
We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.
cockamole by partytrap June 3, 2010
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