crack-sleep

When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.

I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!

crack-sleep by :jorG September 25, 2009

Get merch

Get the crack-sleep mug.

See more merch

sleep crack

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

sleep crack by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019

Get merch

Related Words

crack-sleep • sleep crack • sleep crank • crack head • crack • crack-baby • crack pipe • crack attack • crack hole • crack rat

sleep crank

To masturbate while sleeping. As pioneered by the BDF in Coffs Harbour 2006.

I woke up in the mille of the night to hear the BDF sleep cranking!

sleep crank by Shane Bridges September 15, 2006

Get merch

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch