crack spackler
crack spackler by Paybacks August 19, 2003
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crack spackle
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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crack spackle
Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
crack spackle by dutchswiss November 22, 2006
crack spackle
When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
crack spackle by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003
crack spackle
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
crack spackle
i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.
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