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crack-headed 

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.
Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!
crack-headed by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

Crack-headed Jackrabbit 

1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.

2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.

3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.

****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.

Crack headdict 

When you can’t decide whether someone is a crack head or a crack addict
Yo a crack headdict tried to bite my dick off a seven eleven yesterday
Crack headdict by 711 crack den July 25, 2021

crackheadery 

When something is completely outrageous.
The shenanigans, crackheadery, and utter bullshit i just witnessed is appalling.
crackheadery by Auridell March 6, 2017

crackheadery 

ugh she could handle my crackheadery
crackheadery by benhardyismydad March 24, 2019

Crackheadery 

The art of being a Crackhead. When a person or people do something that shows their addiction and dedication to either a juul, weed or crack.
We smoked outta a sock last night shit was crazy like it was the most Crackheadery I've ever seen
Crackheadery by Daddy took July 17, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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