crabgrass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

crabgrass

when a guy has sex with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his pubes. leaving her Butt itchy for a few days... just like sittin on freshly cut crabgrass

remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgrassed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgrass!

crabgrass by rafrajam May 26, 2010

Crabgrass

Community action with a mob sentiment that ignores reasonable discussion in favor of preconceived notions.

It is the opposite of astroturf, in which organizations create public statements and falsely attribute them to members of the public, or pose as a member of the public when making the statements to give the appearance of grassroots approval or support for the organization or its actions.

That AT&T blocked images from 4chan because of its content may just be crabgrass. That they blocked it only because of a network problem may be astroturf.

Crabgrass by ITBG July 27, 2009

Crabgrass

Misspelling of “congrats”

Classmate: “Crabgrass on getting your degree”

Crabgrass by Puppeteer14 October 21, 2025

Nebraska crabgrass 

While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair

I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night

Nebraska crabgrass by whitechocolate335 April 25, 2006

Nebraska crabgrass 

While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair

I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night

Nebraska crabgrass by whitechocolate335 April 25, 2006

crabgas 

Explosive and noxious flatulence following a crab feast; powerful gas.

Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.

crabgas by Chris Hops October 9, 2007