crabfisherman 

A Crabfisherman is an older male pickleball player, totally unskilled, usually wearing long, cut-off jeans, sunglasses, a goofy hat and -always-ratty New Balance sneakers.

Brah, If I lose to that Crabfisherman I am going to burn my joola at center court.

I don't have to see him play to know that he sucks......his cut-off jeans that sag below his knees label him as a total crabfisherman.

crabfisherman by frozenpickle November 28, 2023

Alaskan Crab Fisherman 

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

Alaskan Crab Fisherman by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011

Alaskan Crab Fisherman 

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.

We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

Alaskan Crab Fisherman by samborambo15 April 27, 2009

Crabfishermen

Crab Fisherman: Pickleball term for terrible players, usually older men with cut off shorts, goofy hats and/or sunglasses.

"If we don't beat these crabfishermen I am going to burn my Joola at center court."

"Lets hurry up and crush these crabfishermen so we can play those two 4.5 hotties."

Crabfishermen by frozenpickle November 18, 2023

Catfisherman 

A cat fisherman is a person who targets species of catfish when fishing purposefully.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.

I went fishing today with a catfisherman named catfish Dave

Catfisherman by Bottle Bobbers tm February 20, 2022