crabfisherman

A Crabfisherman is an older male pickleball player, totally unskilled, usually wearing long, cut-off jeans, sunglasses, a goofy hat and -always-ratty New Balance sneakers.

Brah, If I lose to that Crabfisherman I am going to burn my joola at center court.

I don't have to see him play to know that he sucks......his cut-off jeans that sag below his knees label him as a total crabfisherman.

crabfisherman by frozenpickle November 28, 2023

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Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

Alaskan Crab Fisherman by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011

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Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.

We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

Alaskan Crab Fisherman by samborambo15 April 27, 2009

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Crabfishermen

Crab Fisherman: Pickleball term for terrible players, usually older men with cut off shorts, goofy hats and/or sunglasses.

"If we don't beat these crabfishermen I am going to burn my Joola at center court."

"Lets hurry up and crush these crabfishermen so we can play those two 4.5 hotties."

Crabfishermen by frozenpickle November 18, 2023

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Catfisherman

A cat fisherman is a person who targets species of catfish when fishing purposefully.
They often use stink bait, cit bait,or live bait.

I went fishing today with a catfisherman named catfish Dave

Catfisherman by Bottle Bobbers tm February 20, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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