crabcock

The one guy that has pepperoni nipples and is always itchy

The one guy in class that’s always itchy

WOW HE SURE does how a crabcock

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your down there area is super itchy or smelly ofc this only happens to dudes and this person most likely is called pepperoni nips.

OML I think that kid has a crabcock

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis

OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
Silly Taylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing

by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crab cock

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

Crabrock

Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.

The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006