When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis
OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
SillyTaylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing
The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.
Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
"This crapcock keeps shittingall over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"
dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.
Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."