crab-cock 

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

crab-cock by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

crab cock 

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

crab cock by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

crabcock

The one guy that has pepperoni nipples and is always itchy

The one guy in class that’s always itchy

WOW HE SURE does how a crabcock

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your down there area is super itchy or smelly ofc this only happens to dudes and this person most likely is called pepperoni nips.

OML I think that kid has a crabcock

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

crabcock

When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis

OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
Silly Taylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020