crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

crab cock

one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020