craber 

a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz

Jeb: thanks for takin all the covers Tito, well at leats i wont be a craber
Tito: huh?

craber by Craber101 March 18, 2005

Craber 

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

Craber by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

Craber 

A big man whose movements imitate those of a crab and who is of a stocky build.

pronounced /'kreiber/

That bouncer's a craber.

Craber by Smooth-sink October 5, 2021

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

Noah Craber'd by rexandmax December 10, 2011

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

greg cramery 

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

greg cramery by anonymous February 1, 2021

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016