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Craber
A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.
Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
Craber by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011
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craber • Craberanette • Noah Craber'd • cranberry • Crabtree • cranberry juice • Cramer • crabe • CaberJaber • crabber
Craber
A big man whose movements imitate those of a crab and who is of a stocky build.
pronounced /'kreiber/
pronounced /'kreiber/
Craber by Smooth-sink October 5, 2021
Noah Craber'd
A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)
takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)
and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,
and proceeds with intercourse.
takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)
and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,
and proceeds with intercourse.
Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!
Noah Craber'd by rexandmax December 10, 2011
cranberry mist
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.
cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014
greg cramery
greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants
greg cramery by anonymous February 1, 2021
Cranberry Fucknut
Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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