Cramberry 

Cramberry: What you eat on your way to work in the morning when you are VERY late.

"Good Morning, I'll have a cramberry muffin and a coffee

"I crammed a cramberry scone in my cramhole"

Cramberry by LeaBadnews February 12, 2012

Cramberry Juice 

Cramberry juice is any energy drink or a beverage loaded with caffeine and/or sugar that you drink while studying (or more appropriately, cramming) for a big test or exam.

Jimi: Hey Joe, get me some cramberry juice.
Joe: Dude, that's 10 Red Bulls tonight!

Cramberry Juice by Sid Barrett June 10, 2008

Sprite cramberry 

A drink that LeBron James has on Christmas time but if denied it will be crammed up your ass giving the definition of cramberry

Sam denied a Sprite cramberry next morning he found a can of Sprite cranberry up his ass

Sprite cramberry by Uncle buffCock December 3, 2019

carlos cramberry 

when you take a shit in someones convertible

Bib: Hey man you enjoy my carlos cramberry last week?
Tib: Fuck you

carlos cramberry by Cheese Weiner May 27, 2016

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

greg cramery 

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

greg cramery by anonymous February 1, 2021

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016