Cramberry

Cramberry: What you eat on your way to work in the morning when you are VERY late.

"Good Morning, I'll have a cramberry muffin and a coffee

"I crammed a cramberry scone in my cramhole"

by LeaBadnews February 12, 2012

Cramberry Juice

Cramberry juice is any energy drink or a beverage loaded with caffeine and/or sugar that you drink while studying (or more appropriately, cramming) for a big test or exam.

Jimi: Hey Joe, get me some cramberry juice.
Joe: Dude, that's 10 Red Bulls tonight!

by Sid Barrett June 10, 2008

Sprite cramberry

A drink that LeBron James has on Christmas time but if denied it will be crammed up your ass giving the definition of cramberry

Sam denied a Sprite cramberry next morning he found a can of Sprite cranberry up his ass

by Uncle buffCock December 3, 2019

carlos cramberry

when you take a shit in someones convertible

Bib: Hey man you enjoy my carlos cramberry last week?
Tib: Fuck you

by Cheese Weiner May 27, 2016

cranberry mist

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

greg cramery

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Cranberry Fucknut

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016