Crab Smasher
A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).
Crab Smasher by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010
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Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼
Crab Smasher:
A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)
Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters
Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)
Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters
Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"
Or
" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"
Or
"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
Or
" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"
Or
"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017
Related Words
face like a smashed crab
face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005
smashed crab
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
smashed crab by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007
smashed crab face
smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005
smashed crab
smashed crab by Carl December 2, 2003
Face like a smashed crab
An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005
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