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crapshoot 

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.
crapshoot by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

Alabama Crabshoot 

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

Fare Crapshoot 

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.
"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."
Fare Crapshoot by tyankou December 22, 2009

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.
"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"
crabshooter by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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