The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
by dinglefuck May 2, 2010
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2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.
2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.
"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"
by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016
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