crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.

"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by dinglefuck May 2, 2010

Crabshelter

A crab infested hole

At my lowest moment i stored my meat in a crabshelter and my meats never been the same

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017