crapshoot 

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.

1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.

crapshoot by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

Fare Crapshoot 

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.

"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."

Fare Crapshoot by tyankou December 22, 2009

crapshaft 

the opposite of amazeballs

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.

crapshaft by blah guy December 5, 2012

Cashoot 

In the spirit of Dane Cook, a man sits behind a woman and places his penis betwixt her thighs. He then carefully places a cashew on the tip of his penis, gently pulls his cock down, and lets go- thereby both launching the cashew into the air and slapping the girl's pussy simultaneously. The girl must then catch the cashew in her mouth for the Cashoot to be completed.

It took us many tries until we successfully executed the cashoot.

Past Tense: Cashot.

Cashoot by nutlover July 12, 2007

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! 

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.

Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! by Max Mannix July 7, 2008

crap shoot 

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

crap shoot by EGarrett June 13, 2004

Crapspooge

It label given to any foul individual, albeit body odor, dirty, or just a shitty attitude. In essense, it's slime that cums out the ass of someone who just got ass raped.

Dude...what's with all the crapspooge on your hands?

Look at that crapspooge who just walked in.

What's up crapspooge?

Crapspooge by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009