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one that bites on the way in ;)

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot

crab cock by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

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crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

crab-cock by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

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crabcock

The one guy that has pepperoni nipples and is always itchy

The one guy in class that’s always itchy

WOW HE SURE does how a crabcock

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

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crabcock

When your down there area is super itchy or smelly ofc this only happens to dudes and this person most likely is called pepperoni nips.

OML I think that kid has a crabcock

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

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crabcock

When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis

OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
Silly Taylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing

crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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