cozonjugate 

\Cozon"ju*gate\, a. L. cozonjugatus, p. p. or cozonjugare
to unite; cozon- + jugare to join, yoke, marry, jugum yoke;
akin to jungere to join. See {Join}.

1. How Section 8's change english to ebonics. A word agreeing in derivation with another word, and therefore generally resembling it in signification.

2. To unite in a kind of sexual union, as two or more cells or individuals among the more simple plants and animals(Section 8's).

3. United in pairs; yoked together; coupled.

Yo doggy fizzle!

I jus' fizucked up that hizo!

Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

cozonjugate by zajebisty1 April 19, 2004

Conjugate 

To have sex, as used in Animaniacs.

(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"

Conjugate by Shay Guy August 10, 2008

Conjugate 

The hard part about learning a new language. Conjugating the verb is changing the end of the verb so it fits the tense (past or present?), number (singular or plural?), person (1st, 2nd, 3rd?), and many other fancy grammatical aspects (perfect, imperfect?) of the rest of the sentence.

In German class, Brandon had to conjugate the verb machen:

Ich mache der kase.
Du machst der kase.
Er macht der kase.
Wir machen der kase.
Ihr macht der kase.
Sie machen der kase.

He was exhausted by the end of class.

Conjugate by aleclair December 28, 2005

Conjugate 

A word used to describe the action of drinking or pouring alcoholic beverages. Commonly used in a tent to hide the fact that there is liquor present.

"Hey man conjugate this shit for me!"

"Let's conjugate!"

Conjugate by Nash007 January 14, 2008

Conjugate 

To have sexual intercourse...sometimes to music. A term of exclamation used to tell someone you just had sex.

The term comes from the song Killer Queen, where it sounds like Freddie Mercury says, "Little man from China, who conjuagtes vagina."

1. MAN,I just conjugated that...GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY
2. I was up till 3 last night conjugating

Conjugate by Delta T July 29, 2008

wet conjugate 

insertion of the arm into the anus, then violently twisting the hand.

also see wet albert, moist albert and wet adam

He gave her a wet conjugate last night

wet conjugate by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

conjugate 

The "unlearned" way of saying congregate.

Excuse me fellas, but I'm gunna have to ask you guys to conjugate over there.

conjugate by paperbagman January 16, 2008