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One dumbass motherfucker who can't tell between a fact or his opinion
cozm by R6 Champ August 15, 2021
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Standard eBoy; good looking and hits on eGirls—always seeking attention from females and works at Starbucks.
"Cozmic is 100% an eBoy."
"Don't be like Cozmic."
"you're pulling a Cozmic right now."
Cozmic by CozmicTaco November 28, 2018
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Cozmic Gamer 

The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.
Cozmic Gamer by Cozmic Gamer January 7, 2020
Usually rare that you meet somebody named cozmo. But if you do just know he is funny, likes to take long walks on the beach, has a pretty large cock and forsure eats ass like a fat kid eating cake
Yooo, you know Cozmo... damn hook me up!
Cozmo by Zafarra June 9, 2020

Cozmo-naughty 

A concept portrays that in love, people work overtime looking for that "someone". Always looking around, in and out of town, becoming lost and found. It further stated, that when we find that "special someone" then the love turns part time. It also describes that one be a "closet freak". Also having sex in the back of a Rols Royce would be considered Cozmo-Naughty. Basicaly it describes the out-of-character actions some go through in relationships, for instance changing one's appearance to get attention, but still goes un-noticed.
Cozmo-naughty by Astrodisiac January 28, 2007

Cozmo complainer 

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl
Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer
Cozmo complainer by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011

CozmiToons 

Omg, i beat CozmiToons 15 times in pvp.
CozmiToons by Maged the loser December 31, 2021
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