cozad 

the definition of proud and stubborn, if your'e a cozad then more often than not you'll be in an argument and won't back down because your'e so stubborn

"my boyfriend's last name is cozad and i can never win an argument with him"

cozad by ZionicGaming March 21, 2019

cozad high school 

That really creepy school in the middle of Nebraska with the tunnels.

Dude, I heard you went to Cozad High School. Did you hear about what they found in the tunnels?

cozad high school by wafflehaus101 January 7, 2024

Jesse cozad 

A selfie addict. Someone who feels sexy and wants you to see why. utilizing electronics, social media and the best skills in angle and lighting conditions this person is a force to be reckoned with. Caution being in the immediate vicinity of this person may result in your picture being taken resulting in the realization that you are no longer sexy

Man Jesse cozad takes a lot of pictures

Jesse cozad by samaraiX February 27, 2015

Ethan Cozad 

Ethan Cozad is the best boyfriend a girl can ask for. He makes you smile 24/7, he’s perfect in every way inside and out, he makes your darkest days the brightest you’ll ever see. He is never unkind in anyway. He thinks about you all the time. He’ll cuddle with you to make you feel better, and he gives you his hoodie! He is such an angel. He is the most kindest, loving, caring human being to exist. He makes you laugh all the time. Even if it’s not on purpose. Just one slight smile from him will make you go wild. His eyes are beautiful. His laugh and voice is the most amazing sound to exist on the planet. Everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING, about Ethan Cozad is so perfect. There’s no flaws. Thank you for being here Ethan.❤️

See that amazing person over there? No doubt that’s Ethan Cozad

Ethan Cozad by Y @ |\| |\| @ |-| November 11, 2019

Coadtsai 

Cough Of Air Due To Slightly Amusing Information

Often used to express slight amusement at someone's attempt at humor which clearly wasn't worthy of a mere 'lol'.

Is becoming increasingly used in various internet cliques to satire the ridiculous and contrived nature of various acronyms used in Internet pop culture.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out this hilarious lolcats image macro!
Guy 2: coadtsai

Coadtsai by MarioPartyButtonMash May 17, 2011

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

cozed 

To be comfortable at home in your pj's. Typically chilling at night in front of the TV or reading a book. Really REALLY comfortable at home with comfortable clothes on!

I can't wait to get home and get cozed
I am cozed

cozed by unclericoII November 9, 2009