coxidox 

an enigma, wrapped in an oximoron, surrounded by a paradox. also the future best band in the world (whenever they decide to start it)

"hey man deluca is a coxidox"
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kid one- did u hear that sick band the coxidoxs?
kid two- no bro cus they havent been started yet.
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coxidox by MikeyC1429 December 14, 2008

The Year of the Covidox 

When Chinese at their annual family reunion dinner held before or during the Lunar New Year of the Ox are banned from screaming auspicious or superstitious phrases at each other to minimize the odds of corona infection, but are encouraged to play pre-recorded good-luck or prosperity messages instead.

In the Year of the Covidox, dozens of diners had their non-Chinese neighbors report them to the police for noise pollution, and for failing to wear a mask while broadcasting their deafening auspicious greetings.

The Year of the Covidox by MathPlus February 3, 2021