Cowvin 

The official name of the GarageSaleCow.com cow mascot

Cowvin the Cow enjoys going to garage sales.

Cowvin by Cow Herder March 30, 2009

covincibility complex

A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.

“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”

“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”

covincibility complex by Macycat March 28, 2020

covinoid 

Extreme paranoid person, induced by COVID-19 scare.

That covinoid disinfects everything 10 times and still worries about it having coronavirus on it.
The coronavirus is something to take care about, but I've seen covinoid's so worried they are hypochondriacs about it.

covinoid by dreuss March 21, 2020

Corvin 

Corvin is a stunning young man who is very well endowed and can get any girl by sending a picture don’t lose him he is very nice and listens to everything and gives good advice

OMG thank you Corvin for helping me with my boyfriend/girlfriend

OMG did you see Corvin’s dick

Corvin by Dellarose May 28, 2020

cowinky-dink

A silly way to say coincidence, meaning two or more occurances that happen, seemilngly, by chance.

It was a cowinky-dink that we both had the same favorite restraunt written down on the survey.

cowinky-dink by Leashie Peashie February 2, 2009

covington middle school 

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass

Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school

covington middle school by You already no who it is May 26, 2016

Bent Covin' 

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

Bent Covin' by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007