Verb
An acronym for "Come Over While I Fix This." Refers to a common situation where a programmer gets stuck and asks a colleague for assistance but quickly determines the problem without any real aid from their colleague.
Noun
A person who "assists" a programmer resolve their coding issues on their own just by observing them.
"I was stuck for 3 hours but I got a quick cowift from Jake and I'm making good progress, now"
A company, person, or thing that has risen from the ashes of hell and overcome the hardship its life has had. Like the Phynex the crowify with life for 400 years
The phoenix grew out of the ashes of hell and looking at her armor I noticed it was weathered. She told me she's been around for 400 years because of the crowify.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!