A company, person, or thing that has risen from the ashes of hell and overcome the hardship its life has had. Like the Phynex the crowify with life for 400 years
The phoenix grew out of the ashes of hell and looking at her armor I noticed it was weathered. She told me she's been around for 400 years because of the crowify.
Verb
To take an image, gif, or video, and replace the face of every character with a craw, then replace appropriate words in the title with the word "craw" or a variant of craw. (E.g: craws, crawing, crawed, etcetera)
Person A: I'm going to crawify this image
Person B: That would be very funny, person A.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!