cowboy wannabe 

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of engaging in intercourse. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question is usually not from the midwest, did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", or in major metropolitan areas, hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Identified by; large, shiny belt buckle, excruciatingly tight "Wrangler" jeans, cowboy boots, plaid or sewn-design long-sleeve shirt (tucked into above mentioned jeans), and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" Tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Will be easily reconizable in a group (esp. while dancing) due to first two inches of the fingers being trapped in the pockets of the jeans (theoretically due to their extreme constriction). Dancing will resemble a man playing pocket-pool while being Tasered.

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that cowboy wannabe, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding on."

cowboy wannabe by Potty-Mouth August 12, 2006

cowboy wannabe 

1.Someone (Genrally A Man) Who Wear's A Cowboy Hat, Cowboy Boot's, Big Belt buckel and the Plad Shirt: but Ultimatly, Ends up Being The Cowboy's Less Romantic, intelligent and Freindly Cousins, the Redeck,Hick or Hillbilly.

2. Someone From A City, Who Hasnt Seen the Light From A Dessert Sky, Shot A Gun or Slept Outside (Hated Very much in Rural Areas)

1.''Look At That Buoy! he Comes From A God Damn Trailer Park, He's just A Cowboy Wannabe!''

2. ''Look At That City Slicker Tryin To Catch Them Cattle, Hes Just A Cowboy Wanna Be!''

cowboy wannabe by The Proud Albertan! August 11, 2006

wannabe cowboy nudist 

a nude moron with a cowboy hat, a six shooter, n a handkerchief--without the badassness.

this one's pretty self explanatory... you'll know if you or someone you know is a wannabe cowboy nudist.

wannabe cowboy nudist by tom and kelly September 25, 2005

wannabe cowboy 

A person who knows nothing about being a cowboy nor capable but acts one anyway. Highly likely to take it up the ass

" Way back I used to be champion cowboy of Ireland" " Shut up Rosco you wannabe cowboy! Champion butt pirate would suit you much better"

wannabe cowboy by Higgy August 28, 2017

Wannabe Cowboy 

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

Wannabe Cowboy by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018

i wanna be a cowboy baby 

an old guy wanting to be a cowboy.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ jk

when you are at a playground yell I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!

i wanna be a cowboy baby by cowboy baby May 8, 2018