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cowartisc (coward + sarcastic) is a person who uses irony/unfunny jokes in a attempt to be funny to avoid fighting against someone.
person 1: hey dude, why did you insulted my mom?, your mom is a dumb cow not mine!
person 2: ok but how that caused the discovery of the moon?
person 1: are you even listening? fucking cowarstic
cowarstic by zolash March 25, 2023
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Cowardice 

A way of life for the fearful and weak. Often accompanied by the involuntary evacuation of either the bladder or bowels. Or both.
"Running away man? That's cowardice!"

"Shoot that coward",
"What for"
"Cowardice... dip-shit..."
Cowardice by AlpacaNinja February 1, 2009

Cowtastic 

Lots of cows or cow themed stuff put together.

from: cow and fantastic
ie. Youre farm is so cowtastic.
Cowtastic by cowlover2 September 19, 2010

cowardice 

When there’s a fan account of a fan account
“This account is a cowardice”
cowardice by nellisastan March 2, 2019

colasticc 

A great YouTube channel thats
barely uploads and is most known for two uploads: the puppet combo pick up sound effect, and a puppet combo jumpscare sound effect. Other than that it's just a channel. Please subscribe to colasticc.
"Man, my life is better being subscribed to a channel that barely uploads"
"man my life is better being subscribed to colasticc, the channel barely uploads!".

cowtastic 

Milk is cowtastic!!
cowtastic by DudeBroIII November 1, 2012

Coca-Colastic

another word for "fantastic" for people that identify as a coca-cola, because they think they are what they drink, which is coca-cola. can be a racial slur if you say it in the wrong place,
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 1: fantastic
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Coca-Colastic
Person 1: what did you just say about me
Person 1: i identify as a fanta
Person 2: oh
Coca-Colastic by pytschratchon January 11, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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