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cowanoscopy by smilingman May 13, 2013
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colonoscopy
colonoscopy by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004
virtual colonoscopy
A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).
2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009
colonoscopy
A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.
colonoscopy by Thillbilli December 27, 2005
semi-colonoscopy
His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.
semi-colonoscopy by cabot wonder June 17, 2010
colonoscopy backsplash
When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."
Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.
colonoscopy backsplash by thewordlady January 24, 2017
colinoscopy
colinoscopy by FunTimes July 1, 2005
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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