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v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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