cyst

similar to a zit but bigger. Kind of like a tumor but is (in most cases) non-fatal.

I have a cyst in my wrist from when i hurt it but it'll be gone in a few weeks.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

cyst

uhh little bubbles

some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.

by matt October 26, 2004

Cyst

A cyst is a type of solid essence in a sac under your skin the only way to remove it is to go to a dermatologist or do it yourself which i highly do NOT Recommend

I have this huge cyst.

by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018

Cyst

A “debby-downer” nerd, with no style, no game, but who inherently means well.

Arthur refused to enter the club because he was worried about his asthma, he is such a cyst!

by Barwin123 July 27, 2018

Shit cyst

A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.

Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.

Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.

Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.

by fbtmf August 01, 2009

cyst bag

1. Fun name to call someone. Another way of saying sis bag.

2. A bag full of cyst's.

1. Shut up Johnny, you are just a little cyst bag.

2. Cut your cyst off and throw it in this disgusting bag full of cyst's.

by the two-can sam December 12, 2005

dick cyst

Your scrotum, a cyst is a fluid filled sack, therefore your scrotum is your dick cyst.

Hey Baby, would you like to see my dick cyst!
My nads are swimming in my dick cyst

by 47 going on 12 April 10, 2014