The person with whom you share an office who constantly (pick one or several): clears his throat, shares all the minutest details of her boring
existence, publicly agonizes over
the smallest of decisions (often goes with previous quality), mosturizes his hands every
five minutes, adjusts her clothes or hair every three minutes, or talks/laughs too loudly and too often.
Annoying coworker: "
I just can't decide whether or not to attend my boyfriend's step-grandmother's funeral."
Me: "Were you close to her?"
A.C.: "I've only met her once about a year ago."
Me: "Was her death sudden?"
A.C.: "She's been battling cancer for three years now."
Me: "I wouldn't go."
A.C. (turns to other coworker
in the room): "Should I go to my boyfriend's step-grandmother's funeral? I really think his family would
appreciate me going."
Me: "Then why don't you go?"
A.C.: "Oh, I'm just not sure if my boyfriend wants me to go or not."
Me: "Why don't you ask him?"
A.C.: "Oh, I can't do that!"
...and on and on and on...
