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Cow dick syndrome 

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.
The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?
Cow dick syndrome by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Cow dick string cheese

Its just smegma of a cow.
Hey I have a cow with some cow dick string cheese. Smegma of the cow. My cow has a lot of smegma of also know as cow dick string cheese.

suck a cow dick 

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

Dick Hard Cow Boys 

A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
Let’s drop hospital. Fuck, wait nooo!! The Dick Hard Cow Boys are already there!!

cow dicking 

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
cow dicking by Cowdickin February 24, 2017
Holy shit you have a CowDick
CowDick by JimothyTheRat November 2, 2018