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David Coverdale

A British rock star who has a miraculous talent for singing, as well as a knack for teasing his hair up higher than it should ever naturally go.
During his "normal human being" period (1951-1972) he spent his time as a child and as a club singer.
In his "oh my god I can't believe I'm in Deep Purple" phase (1973-1976) he worked as an adequate replacement to Ian Gillian in Deep Purple.
He later transitioned to his "I think I'm going to name a band after my penis" period (1977-1984) in which he started Whitesnake and achieved much overseas success, however in the U.S. most people we're too busy telling each other to "relax".
It wasn't until his "freebase cocaine and hairspray" period (1985-1991) that the U.S. finally took notice of him and his band.
When Whitesnake broke up in '91, Coverdale retreated to his "I think I'm going to cut my hair and act real serious" period (1992-2001) in which he cut his hair and acted really serious.
Finally, he made it to his "I'm a total effing rock legend and you know it" phase (2002-present) in which he has lightened up considerably, regrown his hair, and reformed Whitesnake.
David Coverdale lives in Lake Tahoe and is happily married to his (third, I think)wife.
1.
Person A: Who is the greatest rock singer of all time?
Person B: David Coverdale.
2.
Person A: Do you think David Coverdale's hair had an influence on Whitesnake's late 80s success?
Person B: Of course.
David Coverdale by gojira930 December 23, 2008

joverdose 

Where you consume excessive amounts of alcohol of (a full bottle of whisky) in a short time period to the point where you are hospitalised to the almost point of death from alchol poisoning and require a public escort to guide you around the next day.
"That guy Joe Clarke... he had a joverdose the other day. "
"No way was he drunk?"
"That is an understatement."
joverdose by JTsavage November 17, 2016

Zebraa Overdose 

A person that wakes up feeling really depressed, and doesn't feel like talking or responding to anyone
He doesn't feel like talking, I think he Zebraa overdosed

weed overdose 

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weed overdose by pigs can fly October 4, 2010

Overdose 

When you consume too much of an item. Commonly used for someone that takes too many drugs.
DMC, we have a mid-thirties male found down, unresponsive, Possible overdose, substance unknown, Pulse is 60 and thready, respiration’s 8, He’s intubated And we’re bagging him now. Uh, BP 90 over palp, patient is cool, pale and diaphoretic. Has aspirated, Uh, GSC is 3, Will update en route, ETA 10 minutes.
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Booty Overdose

Booty obviously is a drug... and with all drugs you can overdose.
Yo man, pete died yesterday.
How?
"Booty Overdose"