couthed

the new covfefe

more couthed than hippo birdie though right?

by Connector November 22, 2017

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

by adamshane October 8, 2011

Chew Coughed

When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.

Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.

by Chibiusa Tsukino June 22, 2009

shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

i coughed and it went everywhere

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

Coutherin

a variation of "cuh". commonly used during converse involving wealthy white males referring to eachother, that are also racist but christian. origin, gerald denton; 1956.

Oh, greetings my fellow coutherin.

by Ego Shenanigans May 10, 2018

Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009