Counter Top

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When a girl is standing behind a counter or bar, and you think she has a hot body. Then she comes out from behind the counter and you find out her lower body is fat.

Cory: "Do you see that bartender? She is FINE!"

Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"

Counter Top by Leopold B. Stotch July 15, 2009

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Counter-top

A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)

Yo counter-top, how was brunch with Pam?

Counter-top by Bumpy Pickle June 13, 2007

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counter top pussy

A girl with a pussy that’s easy to get just like counter top medicine is.

That girl Kim she has a counter top pussy bro just text her a hey and she’ll have her legs opened right away.

counter top pussy by Air707 January 15, 2018

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Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

Alaskan Countertop by theminkinator January 29, 2014

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countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

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Countertop Kid

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.

“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”

Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

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Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

Granite countertop by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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