Counter-top 

A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)

Yo counter-top, how was brunch with Pam?

Counter-top by Bumpy Pickle June 13, 2007

Counter Top 

When a girl is standing behind a counter or bar, and you think she has a hot body. Then she comes out from behind the counter and you find out her lower body is fat.

Cory: "Do you see that bartender? She is FINE!"

Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"

Counter Top by Leopold B. Stotch July 15, 2009

counter top pussy 

A girl with a pussy that’s easy to get just like counter top medicine is.

That girl Kim she has a counter top pussy bro just text her a hey and she’ll have her legs opened right away.

counter top pussy by Air707 January 15, 2018

Alaskan Countertop 

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

Alaskan Countertop by theminkinator January 29, 2014

countertop cleaner 

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

Countertop Kid 

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.

“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”

Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

Granite countertop by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015