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the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018

Couldn’t be me. 

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
Couldn’t be me. by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:

Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

couldn't care less 

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.
Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.
couldn't care less by generic June 11, 2006

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

I couldnt care less 

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.
Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!
I couldnt care less by Gazado October 10, 2005