Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men

Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you

Cough you by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 3, 2022

Cough you ! 

This is the equivalent of bless you for someone who is coughing. It is the polite thing to say.

If a person is coughing, you say "Cough you !".

Cough you ! by blueboddah April 23, 2009

good cough you 

An expression used after someone coughs. Same meaning as "Bless you" except used for a cough.

"Good cough you!," he said after I coughed.

good cough you by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

The more you cough the more you get off 

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

The more you cough the more you get off by xBluntRoller420 July 11, 2017

cough in your rompers 

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.

To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?

cough in your rompers by Porbeagle May 11, 2011

turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing

"turn your head and cough, please" ;)

turn your head and cough by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

Turn Your Head and Cough by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010