turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing

"turn your head and cough, please" ;)

by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

by TheRealDoctorPepper January 30, 2010

Turn your head

Turning your head when about to give a blowjob

If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat

by Lunacross April 3, 2023