Couged

1. To have become the successfully snared prey of a cougar.

Man, I got couged by some hot 37-year-old on Saturday night!

So that old chick that was hitting on you at the bar last night...did you get couged or what?

Couged by David C. Martin August 5, 2008

Couged It

1. The inability to keep a lead in a sporting event;
a) to lose a game in the last minute or second.
b) to surrender a walk-off homerun or lose in sudden death

2. Incomplete; to not finish a task; to stop prematurely.

3. To be shot down in a social setting.

see also: Coug It
Orgin: This term is used by the alumni of Washington State University Cougars for their athletic teams lack of ability to win big games after holding large leads against top ranked teams and the University's archrival the University of Washington Huskies. Games are usually lost in the last seconds.

1. Wazzu couged it when the Huskies
kicked a field goal in the last second.

2. Mike was getting his freak but couged it before he hit her spot.

3. Mike couged it when he tried to get her number.

Couged It by Aph Roman February 27, 2004

Couged It

Couged It means to succeed in extraordinary ways. WSU's win in the Sun Bowl is a good example of this. The unfortunate arrogance and irrationality of some University of Washington supporters has promoted the opposite meaning. After the WSU men's basketball team had beaten the UW men's basketball team for the 7th straight time, a UW fan leaving the game was heard to say..."too bad, they almost Couged it" ...in fact, WSU did Coug It by beating UW at Hec Ed that afternoon.

The WSU Cougars not only have Couged It regularly in athletic competitions, but also in the many ways the University has had a positive impact on society.

Couged It by teachkids September 10, 2016

G-dub couged it 

Doing something that's so idiotic that you may never be able to get over how stupid it really was.

"You really had a chance at that $100,000 but you really G-dub couged it with that Tim clark pick. What an idiot you will remember this for the rest of your life."

G-dub couged it by gdubgocougs February 23, 2010

European Coughdrop 

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

European Coughdrop by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009

Cougodontics 

Cougodontics, from the english coug- and and the Greek -odons (tooth), is a dental specialty that deals with the delivery of dental care to middle-aged women. More than simply restoring and promoting oral health, the cougodontist seeks to meet the emotional, social and psychological needs of his patient population. This is sometimes referred to as cougosedation.

Note: Cougodontics is not an ADA recognized specialty of dentistry.

"I know it's sometimes an emotional roller-coaster, but I find cougodontics so rewarding that I think I want to specialize."

"I'm sorry Vivian. I just don't think I can meet your needs in this office. I'm going to refer you to a cougodontist for further treatment."

Cougodontics by Dr. Coug December 23, 2009

Chew Coughed 

When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.

Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.

Chew Coughed by Chibiusa Tsukino June 22, 2009