couchwife

a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.

Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!

by daddyspankee November 6, 2011

Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.

Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!

by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

couch-wife

a couch-potato house wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."

by Candylaw December 17, 2012

couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.

Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!

by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.

I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist

by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017

couchies

A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.

Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.

by Amazingmanmanman December 14, 2008