couchwife

a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.

Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!

by daddyspankee November 05, 2011