Couchweed

Weed that is searched for in a desperate attempt to get high, found in places that weed is frequented. These places include carpets, dressers, and couches. Couchweed may contain various kinds of ( probably old) weed, pocket lint, pizza crust, maybe toenail clippings.

person1: yo, dont forget you owe me weed
person2: damn, im all out, let me look in my couch
person1: hell no son, i dont want your couchweed
person2:shit, ill just pick up a dub

Couchweed by deyes November 22, 2009

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

shit couched 

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

shit couched by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

Coucheed 

Receiving head (oral sex) atop a couch

Bobby got some good coucheed last night from becky

Coucheed by Teegeeboi January 1, 2018

couchwetting 

The act of orgasming on a couch or sofa like seat, and releasing onto the cushions below. This can occur for a man or woman, especially for a woman, but especially for a woman who squirts. Men, too.

He aroused me so much, that couchwetting occurred, and I left a big stain as evidence of my orgasm.

couchwetting by badamy December 12, 2018

Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

cockweed 

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006