who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.
Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?
Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.
Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!
A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.
I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!