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cottoned pod 

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it
i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period
cottoned pod by fiend October 30, 2018

cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation
the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet
cottoned on by searchaboob April 22, 2010

cottoned up 

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.
cottoned up by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005

Cottondog 

When a penis is so dry it feels like a dry (cotton) tampon inside of you.
Jake has a cottondog, it literally felt like he was trying to start a bonfire in my pussy when we hooked up.
Cottondog by Liggmaballs January 16, 2023
You're a cottoneer just like your ancestors

Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school = In other words... an [asshole.
That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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