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Cottoned

Yo dawg, we heard you like red beans with yo rice so we cottoned your Accord so you can rice while you cotton.
by SupraIV December 31, 2011
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cottoned pod

the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it
i swapped my cottoned pod out for a freshman’s full mango pod in the commons br last period
by fiend October 30, 2018
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cottoned on

come to some sort of realisation
the guy hasn't cottoned on to us stealing all his shit yet
by searchaboob April 22, 2010
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cottoned up

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.
by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005
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Cottondog

When a penis is so dry it feels like a dry (cotton) tampon inside of you.
Jake has a cottondog, it literally felt like he was trying to start a bonfire in my pussy when we hooked up.
by Liggmaballs January 16, 2023
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Cottoneer

You're a cottoneer just like your ancestors
by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018
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Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school = In other words... an asshole.
That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone
by succubusssssss February 19, 2009
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