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cotoes

A group of two people who share a special bond, which begins when they experience a brushing of the toes with each other. They are always very good-looking with sexy feet.
Cliff and Victoria are two extremely attractive cotoes.
by Victoe August 8, 2008
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Cotes

A basic human being capable of homosexual comments, whilelist never revealing his true identity to his mates.
Also a very good joke in portuguese.
That's so Cotes man...
by Jajerino May 9, 2022
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cohoes car bomb

The act of placing a shot of Crystal Palace Vodka (usually not from a shot glass but straight from the gallon sized plastic bottle) within a Milwalkees Best Beer (usually in a red SOLO cup and preferrably Ice). Usually done outdoors via the gully, baker fields, or the bike path "benches".
"Man I puked soo much, almost as bad as when I had that Cohoes Car Bomb!"
by CHS04 October 6, 2007
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cotresm or COTRESM

Composed On The Run, Excuse Spelling Mistakes
Used at the bottom of an email, text message, tweet, facebook message, blog post, forum post or any other message.
COTRESM indicates that the writer of the message is aware of a higher probability of spelling mistakes and wants to deliver a message faster instead of wasting time correcting mistakes.
by PitSimulator.com June 29, 2011
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COTRESM

Composed On The Run, Excuse Spelling Mistakes
At the bottom of an email, text message, tweet, facebook message, blog post, forum post or any other message.
COTRESM indicates that the writer of the message is aware of a higher probability of spelling mistakes and wants to deliver a message faster instead of wasting time correcting mistakes.
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cohoes

A city located on the western side of the Hudson River in Albany County, New York with a population of who gives a shit.

The most recent United States census reports that 12.3% of Cohoes is "African American". Upon complaints the census conducted a door-to-door campaign which resulted in an unrecorded change from the original 12.3% to 1.4%. The census bureau workers reported seeing an overwhelming amount of new shoes, fubu and southpole clothing.

Cohoes is widely known for it's habitual tweakers (methamphetamine users), level 3 sex offenders, arsonists, flaming homosexuals, douchebag cops and it's high eastern european population.

In the city's main park you will find a monument dedicated to incest.

Some traditions in Cohoes are getting pregnant before the age of 18, smoking newports and drinking 40's of cheap beer (even while pregnant), pretending to be from Troy, Latham, Waterford, Maplewood or Colonie.

Cohoes is home to a single high school, where gangsters roll up on unsuspecting 'foos' and threaten to steal their fellow students EBT (foodstamps) cards. I say threaten because these gangsters are actually white posers (they pretend to be italian or colored).

In the past decade scientists and physicians alike have become fascinated in an epidemic which has seemingly overtaken the small city. The virus is known as "staring". Rest assured, if you drive through Cohoes you will be stared upon and maybe put into shock by their dirt smudged faces and yellow teeth.
All persons herein mentioned are from or are employed in Cohoes unless otherwise stated.

Person A: Look at the person from Cohoes!
Person B: How do you know they're from Cohoes?
Person A: See definition above!

"It's a sad, sad thing that dental hygiene is non-existent in Cohoes..."

Person A: Hey man, you get the new Jordans?
Person B: Nah, my FICA check hasn't come yet...

Person A: Hey man, you got any doritos?
Person B: Nah, my foodstamps haven't come yet...

Person A: Hey man, you got some crystal?
Person B: Hells yes
by Someone not from Cohoes! May 11, 2006
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Cohoes hood ornament

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.
Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.
by Sbreps June 2, 2023
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