Cotham 

A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.

"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"

Cotham by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

cotham 

A person demonstrating duplicitous traits for means of self-gain.

I thought she was my ally but it turns out that cotham was just using me to advance her career.

I was lost and while the seemingly nice man was giving me directions that dirty cotham picked my pocket!

cotham by Dr. Bagilliumz February 19, 2024

Cottam 

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".

Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!

Cottam by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023

Cosham 

A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.

*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"

Cosham by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012

Cobham 

A rather posh place in surrey.

Woman A: did you hear about the murder?!
Woman B: erh, not in Cobham my love!

Cobham by maxehh December 12, 2010

Cotdammit

God dammit, but better.

Cotdammit Elizabeth!

Cotdammit by The YusBus August 12, 2016

andrew cottam 

Ultra cool, hot and super cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.

Andrew Cottam is a sexy bad boy

andrew cottam by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018