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Cotati is a small city where one can lay low and chill in the local park. It is a city between Petaluma and Santa Rosa. With mostly a white and stoner population it is one of the best towns to get the best weed. It has a few wannabe Gangsters but dont worry they dont come out in the day.
mexican guy: let blaze homeboy.
white guy: u have any?
mexican guy: nah let me contact someone.
white guy: We in Cotati homeboy. just walk outside.
Cotati by u_know_its_me February 24, 2009
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cotati crawl 

when big hairy bearded men from rohnert park, santa rosa, petaluma or sebastopol make their way up north to rub each others hairy bellies together and gingerly touch tips at the many bars of the cotati- which are shitholes, in fact.
the cotati crawl- where the men are men and so are the women.
cotati crawl by Rick Ross the sauce February 7, 2010
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Another way to call your love one, instead of honey, sweetie..
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