The best person to exist, nobody else matters then this gal is around. She has the best hair and everyone is jealous. Everyone loves her despite this, because really, c'mon. Who wouldn't wanna be friends with her? She also has a dumptruck and giant chestickles.
"Costantina is the best"
"Omg my hair is shit next to Costantina's hair"
"Look out it's the most amazing person"
"Hawt"
"Thicc"
"Omg my hair is shit next to Costantina's hair"
"Look out it's the most amazing person"
"Hawt"
"Thicc"
by Thiccgorl August 1, 2022
Get the costantinamug.