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Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011
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A spanish word translated to "little thing".
(Cosa = thing)
(ita = little)
But in spanish is meant as "cute little thing"
Cosita by Guitar chick_752 October 4, 2009
nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.
"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"
codshit by Cyn December 1, 2004

dame tu cosita 

A music video with a green alien saying "Dame tu Cosita", which translates to "Give me your little thing", which sounds very sexual. Speaking of sexual, it has some sex moans in the background, so it probably is a sexual song.

It also has a cringeworthy fanbase.

It may sound catchy at first, until you figure out what it means.
Dame tu Cosita! Ah! Ah! Dame tu Cosita! Ah! Ayy!
dame tu cosita by InkDictionary July 29, 2018
In Honduras "cosita" is used in a lot of contexts but the exact meaning is a pretty girl. It can also be used to say pussy but it is less coarse than concha. For men, Hondurans use the term cosito.

Synonyms for "cosita" could be: mi amor, princessa, mi reina, linda, mami
"Que bella te miras hoy cosita", "Yo hare lo que sea por vos cosita linda", "Que rica esa cosita maje"
Cosita by castellano December 4, 2018

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.
"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."
Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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