coscop

The Cosco worker that follows you to make sure you aren’t eating too many free samples.

The coscop is following me around.

by Brookelina Jennifer September 24, 2020

Cosmopygian

The word Cosmopygian originated from the combination of the title of the magazine Cosmopolitan, which wouldn't let Sir Mix A Lot use their magazine title in his video, and the word Callipygian, which means having well-shaped buttocks. They thought it would be degrading to women as he talks about how he loves big butts. I think they were butt-tight conservatives.

A magazine that parodies Cosmo and supports his thesis at the same time, Cosmopygian. SuhWeet

by TA159 September 5, 2012

cosmopolitician

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.

by stuartvision January 21, 2010

Mel cocopops

She’s the biggest slag in the world and she gets led on by Harvey then try’s to get with every lad mostly Harvey when he don’t want to,she shagged at 14 and she’s a posh twat who lives in st nicks looking for a lad to shag or £2 or just a fag.

Mel cocopops a slag looking for a fag or a shag

by Ket donk November 6, 2019

Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.

"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"

by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009

Cosmophile

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.

A love of the universe

Tim: Hey, you know what, the universe is freaking amazing!

Matt: Sounds like you're a cosmophile

by DiversityOfThoughts May 23, 2011

cosmopolitan

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007