corvidocrit

These motherfuckers!!!! Here's to the assholes who spent 40 years smoking cigarettes' exhaling they're second hand smoke for all of us to breath , well... now these pricks developed respiratory issues and are susceptible to complications from the corona virus, so... what do they do? they go around bitching at everybody who they don't feel are properly wearing they're masks and may infect them! hypocrite mother fuckers! if you fall into this category and you know who you are well you can go get face fucked till the cum shoots out your nose !!!! You didn't give a fuck when you were forcing us to breath your airborne carcinogens were you? now you want us to worry about your health ... aint gonna happen ! reap what you have sewn !!!!

hey ! look at that moron with the multiple masks wiping down the whole world with alcohol, wasn't that the corvidocrite that smoked 4 packs a day for the whole 40 years I've known him?

by prince of penetration April 4, 2021

Covipocrite

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.

Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 4, 2020

covidcrite

Covid and Hypocrite combined to describe a person who follows their own set of rules for the Pandemic.

Person A is a covidcrite, they demand everyone around them wear a mask and quarantine and follow all pandemic rules while they don't have to. They are convinced they are "special/immune" they have their own set of rules.

by atlanta susan July 30, 2020